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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,005thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,245thMost Armed: 3,377th
The Dictatorship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Somewhere in every bush
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Acave Bush

Population1.916 billion

CapitalGreen Land
LeaderThe souless one
FaithEndless Void

CurrencySticks
Animaltiger

The Dictatorship of Acave Bush is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The souless one with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.916 billion Acavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Green Land. The average income tax rate is 70.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Acavian economy, worth 326 trillion Sticks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,592 Sticks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The horniness of the great-horned tiger is considered a national priority, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Green Land Times is sold out, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime is totally unknown. Acave Bush's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Endless Void.

Acave Bush is ranked 27,966th in the world and 18th in Ascenthia for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 70.53 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,005thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,245thMost Armed: 3,377thLargest Retail Industry: 4,494thNudest: 4,678thMost Devout: 4,865thLargest Black Market: 6,505thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,860thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,893rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,286thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,644thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,665thHighest Average Incomes: 9,688thTop
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Most Cultured: 11,505thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,613thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,125thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,579thMost Efficient Economies: 15,647thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,566thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,932ndLargest Governments: 17,352ndRudest Citizens: 18,850thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,206thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,260thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,387thHighest Drug Use: 19,991stMost Developed: 20,468th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Acave Bush, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Acave Bush, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Acave Bush, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Green Land Times is sold out.
  • : Acave Bush was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Acave Bush, the horniness of the great-horned tiger is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Acave Bush, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in Acave Bush, Acave Bush is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
  • : Following new legislation in Acave Bush, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with The souless one.
  • : Following new legislation in Acave Bush, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Acave Bush, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.

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