by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd Most Influential: 141st Rudest Citizens: 389th
The United States of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
By The People, For The People
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population3.764 billion

LeaderSteven Hoffmann

CurrencyAcrabinnian Dollar

The United States of Acrabinnia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Steven Hoffmann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.764 billion Acrabinnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobea. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth 827 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 219,738 Acrabinnian Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 738,720 per year while the poor average 48,466, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Acrabinnia's radio stations, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, and ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Acrabinnian pirates. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Acrabinnia is ranked 160,622nd in the world and 8,857th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 68.45 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 32ndMost Influential: 141stRudest Citizens: 389thLargest Retail Industry: 391stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 443rdHighest Crime Rates: 659thMost Armed: 855thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,118thFattest Citizens: 1,283rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,383rdTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,052ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,262ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,267thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,319thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,319thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,559thMost Avoided: 2,723rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,793rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,333rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,501stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,677thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,715thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,969thMost Inclusive: 4,078thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,083rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,304thHighest Drug Use: 4,902ndMost Cultured: 5,046thMost Politically Free: 5,137thSmartest Citizens: 5,207thMost Extreme: 6,774thTop
Most Pro-Market: 8,772ndLargest Mining Sector: 9,038thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,880thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,452ndNudest: 11,509thMost Secular: 13,296th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 51st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 76th in the regionMost Politically Free: 77th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 80th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 84th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 85th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 85th in the regionMost Avoided: 88th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 107th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 152nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 185th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 193rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 196th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 201st in the regionMost Extreme: 201st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 212th in the regionMost Cultured: 241st in the regionMost Inclusive: 260th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 271st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 304th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 351st in the regionNudest: 362nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 418th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 517th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 579th in the regionMost Stationary: 588th in the regionMost Secular: 685th in the regionLargest Black Market: 800th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Acrabinnia, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Acrabinnian pirates.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrabinnia, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrabinnia, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Acrabinnia's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrabinnia, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrabinnia, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Acrabinnia was endorsed by The Theocracy of GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO.
  • : Acrabinnia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Spodexia.
  • : Acrabinnia was endorsed by The Federative Union of Socialist Furries.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrabinnia, childhood friends of Steven Hoffmann are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrabinnia, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Acrabinnian restaurants.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 607 » Pallaith, Shin-Hachioji, Notyoutopia, Shadowrik, Yaorozu, Buckerino, Boggovia, Great Bights Mum, Kelvaros Prime, Bonjoura, PlanetPunk, Selfgradatude, Dutchyland, Necromonia, The Bureaucratic Territories, New Lakemba, Siwale, Holy Oranz, Jefffliu, Elevation, Sunto, Diodone, Q w e r t y, New Phyrreus, Walter Jackson, Esplandia, Kanlidia, BrightFutures, Fengate, Malta Comino Gozo, Calamazo, The Iron Lions, Sil Dorsett, Puczovska, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, Tredano, American MapleStory, Ice and Tinian, Universal State Formula, The The Bierands, Territorio di Nessuno, Oroam, Amerian States, Dreylus, Wineclaw, General COE, The Syca, Xentherida, Beodarasc, and 557 others.Kwaj, SillyString, Unsophisticate, Aroa, Ainsworth, Plumas, Corfad, Wodan, Prydania, Venezuelia, Palisede, Republic remmnant, Unimaginable Doom, Agrauron, Vexilia, Crodaria, Radicaster, Ozstan, Karazan, Eglise Sainte Eve, Guslantis, Moubarakistan, Frances Francis the First of France, Ceretis, Panama Coalition, Atain, Phoronu, Snoodum, Ka Ching, Shibutani, The Gamer Party, Govornia, THX1138, New Trisone, Mazeoftime, Northern Glory, Former English Colony, Yukti, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Bearical, Avalon, Highton Islands, Avemterra, Misuvelia, Lower Nubia, Dovena, Kulgatha, Maott, Zeternia, Racoda, Whereisthatistan, United Draconia, Quranite, Sacrento, Suicidistan, Sanjurika, Empy, Castle Federation, Ethnon, Hyperbanus, Sundred, SORT, Fizban, Kristalmaan, The United States of Romania, Yubadai, Hrysos, Arstungry, Hong Kong Empire, Viridiann, El Fiji Grande, Yarecir, Copria, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Wilkshire, New Chilokver, Daiz, Greater Pittsburgh, Astronomical, The Rhein States, The Pantheons, The Austro Germanic Union, Chukstik Illahi, Zokk, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Gintu, Alice Gardens, Choistan, Atheenos, New Pruessen, Lemonbiscuits, Jasminlandia, East Supple Lund, Potatolandium, Kalimora Aire, Revolutionary Sealand, 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Asgardian States, Yokyo, Aerilia, Wexony, Eriansund, Emotions, NineYearOld, Elestrum, Test for a new hope, Packes Amel, Freisonnia, Dinoium, Socialist Furries, Spodexia, and GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO.

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