The United States of Acrabinnia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Steven Hoffmann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.764 billion Acrabinnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobea. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth 827 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 219,738 Acrabinnian Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 738,720 per year while the poor average 48,466, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Acrabinnia's radio stations, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, and ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Acrabinnian pirates. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Acrabinnia is ranked 160,622^nd in the world and 8,857^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 68.45 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.