The United States of Acrabinnia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Steven Hoffmann with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.733 billion Acrabinnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobea. The average income tax rate is 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,572 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 233,482 Acrabinnian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Several inches are being added to first class seating, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Acrabinnia, the new one Acrabinnian Dollar coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Acrabinnia is ranked 7,192^nd in the world and 407^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 117,451.06 Standard Monetary Units.