The Federation of Acropylae is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Virron Vinebrook with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.958 billion Acropylaeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acropolis. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Acropylaean economy, worth a remarkable 3,950 trillion Genesses a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,912 Genesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Acropylae's national animal is the Deranged Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Acropylism.

Acropylae is ranked 3,652^nd in the world and 70^th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,613.44 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.