The Directoral Republic of Adoriania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Director Adorian with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working population of 15.905 billion Adorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adorbourg. The average income tax rate is 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Adorian economy, worth a remarkable 3,041 trillion Hexagons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 191,244 Hexagons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The freedom to be free is always just out of reach, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, a soldier's body is a temple, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adoriania's national animal is the Honey Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Adoriania is ranked 12,677^th in the world and 176^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.95 law-abiding acts per hour.