The Republic of Aeblehavn is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 6.769 billion Aeblehavnians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 7.7%.

The strong Aeblehavnian economy, worth 380 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 56,276 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, extreme political groups are outlawed, the well-to-do in The Wonderful Bird Region are never on time for important appointments, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aeblehavn's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Aeblehavn is ranked 247,053^rd in the world and 4^th in The Wonderful Bird Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.86 law-abiding acts per hour.