The Queendom of Aemedia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.206 billion Aemedians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The strong Aemedian economy, worth 539 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 58,586 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 377,597 per year while the poor average 3,672, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aemedia's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aemedia is ranked 286,824^th in the world and 6^th in Dar es Salaam for Lowest Crime Rates, with 37.03 law-abiding acts per hour.