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Largest Retail Industry: 94thMost Secular: 101stRudest Citizens: 144th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
For our homeland, always ready!
President Anthony Jackson
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population10.275 billion

LeaderPresident Anthony Jackson


The Republic of Aetulia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Anthony Jackson with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.275 billion Aetulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valyria. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aetulian economy, worth a remarkable 4,851 trillion Drakkars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 472,142 Drakkars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aetulia's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aetulia is ranked 245,191st in the world and 9,495th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1009.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Retail Industry: 94thMost Secular: 101stRudest Citizens: 144thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 196thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 210thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 328thHighest Average Incomes: 406thLargest Information Technology Sector: 458thMost Efficient Economies: 474thHighest Poor Incomes: 553rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 595thHighest Disposable Incomes: 609thMost Influential: 631stLargest Publishing Industry: 987thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,008thLargest Black Market: 1,017thSmartest Citizens: 1,024thMost Cultured: 1,073rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,108thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,252ndMost Armed: 1,352ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,384thMost Avoided: 1,459thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,617thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,845thHighest Economic Output: 2,155thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,238thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,476thFattest Citizens: 2,573rdLargest Governments: 2,583rdMost Developed: 2,852ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,013thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,411thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,589thLowest Crime Rates: 6,231stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,917thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,651stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,747thMost Stationary: 9,802ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,450thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,654th
Most Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionMost Avoided: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Armed: 44th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 51st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 54th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 63rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 84th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 92nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 93rd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 113th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 131st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 131st in the regionLargest Governments: 140th in the regionMost Developed: 176th in the regionMost Stationary: 206th in the regionMost Influential: 219th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 255th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 342nd in the regionMost Average: 343rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 383rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 408th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 598th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 787th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 953rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aetulia was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Griller Island.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Aetulia endorsed The Sultanate of Geraldina.
  • : Aetulia was endorsed by The Sultanate of Geraldina.
  • : Aetulia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 338 » El Fiji Grande, Cloydicia, Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Corfad, PlanetPunk, Omnistria, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Buckerino, Sundred, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Bearical, North Bratislava, Newpromisedland, Ninjak30, Dreadton, Maott, Pallaith, Yaorozu, Shadowrik, Pasargad, Napnomadia, Malta Comino Gozo, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Kwaj, Holy Oranz, Wilkshire, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, Guer Aike, Partax, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Siwale, Joodey, Unsophisticate, Selfgradatude, The Iron Lions, Votak Matim, Vincone Cae, The Sinclarian Provinces, Panama Coalition, Solmetria, Ethnon, The Stratosphere Islands, Abiswashyo-bhumi, and 288 others.Orado, Acrabinnia, Empy, The Austro Germanic Union, Haor Chall, Soviet Terran, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, 1 very fast endotarter, Karazan, Chukstik Illahi, French Bananastan, Holy Marcus Empire, Diodone, BrightFutures, North Armatas, Moubarakistan, Free Culture, Republic of New Atlantis, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Former English Colony, Pleroma Sans Romans, Xentherida, Goyanes, Astrind, Glurponia, New Trisone, SORT, Seenvorland, Runeda, Daiz, Zeternia, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Lakemba, PotatoFarmers, Zokk, McMasterdonia, Solskjar, Gnomewatchers, Universal State Formula, Clan Spaniel, Xagill, Kranostav, United Kahndaq, Zecit, Yukti, Tachycardia, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Ravendi, Keventle, Interdimensional Zone, Jovian Knights, Ateala, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Fendlium, Merconitonitopia, Valentine Z, Advancia-Sizzletown, Volstokn, Alamei, Hamerica, Newam, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, Texas States, Xyrron, The Endless Eventide, Herzliyya, Vivanco, West Hamburg, Nationeer, Singamadri, The Lancerian Empire, Khoik, The Windmilluminati, KhalChicken, Prevaland, Crader, Godwanna, Nisastria, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Antiyard, Nistriabar, Varola, The United Capital of Adam, Unshleepd, Nova Arcania, Britain v3, Conservative State of Poland, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Korovan Isles, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Sikol, Zzozona, Fully-Autonomous Gay-Space Luxury, Timothea, Termathe, Nordic-British Union, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Bengal Empir, Brucklania, Libertania Democratica, Simone Republic, The Calabash Protectorate, TyGerria, Aeolist, Yalkan, Mystiquelle, Innocentic, Seanat, Yellops, Eywaan, Highton Islands, Animu Place, Madjack, Eastern Cous Empria, Kragsgale, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Xipher, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, WeKnow, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Hardscrabble, Solcius, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, TLTland, Outer Shenendoah, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, Porotia, Republica Guilleana, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, R libanon, Liminyj, Venicea, Pytong, Southern Ryland, Batatoland Empire, Northwest Zedonia, Ozstan, Kazoo Basin, Brsil, Bankowiata, PEG, Sevinland, Imperial Pieserged, East Akra, Ellbonnia, Testnation223, AverageJoevlania, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Kristalmaan, Gendirt, Railroad Crossing, Odelinor, Slyakanya, Dejure, Tvers, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Desvios, The Jerichowan Country, Climeria, Kostbone, Hewani, Seijitsu, New Michag, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Darkmondoria, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Gafflebag, His Enduring Majesty, Moneyflows, Kyruev, The Republic of Free Peoples, Planes, Muqatil, Super Girl, Confederacy of North America, The Mazur Empire, Loungdako, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Wisconsota, Paradeavenlisian States, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Vesteysia, Barabolia, Estados Sanikistas Federales, Massechuessets, Kromi, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Solimun, Valgarda, Svenskan, Rosemite, Tyirza, Zemnaya Svoboda, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Dangine, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Qurtuba, Shahrukh, BTProductions, Galaician Empire, Aryan Homeland, Ice and Tinian, Korean-Joseon, Jaxikistan, Naalfgarth, Alorca, Cowbridge, Mon Island, Allevania, Tsandonown, Perikuresu, Bramburg, Defense For The World Assembly, Folenz, Britle, Ootasa, Centrialand, Libvillia, Tringapore, Ariele, Intion North, AmManies, Greater Ale Permars, Soleha, Card Kingdom, Orogonia, Eternal Dominion, Boston Castle, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Mazdia, Kinitopia, Ibarkla, Dorranium, Sopernia, Duurania, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Erisoria, Erowo, Que Lukustinardon, United Capitalist Provinces, Novremia, Drueste, Tepe, Sahriastan, Trikhai, Lionia, British-Australia, Capablanca, The Blazeland Administration, United Nations Aerospace Defense Command, Apollo Park, Gawdzendia, Odasck, Geraldina, and Griller Island.

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