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Lowest Crime Rates: 35thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57thMost Secular: 60th
The Glorious People's Commune of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Chairman Ahmad Tariq Manzil
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Aggro

Population9.433 billion

CapitalAggropolis
LeaderChairman Ahmad Tariq Manzil
FaithMindfulness

CurrencySilver
AnimalBlack Dog

The Glorious People's Commune of Aggro is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Ahmad Tariq Manzil with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.433 billion Aggroans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aggropolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aggroan economy, worth a remarkable 3,025 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 320,731 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, there is a dearth of space for new houses, nations that kill an Aggroan can expect a strongly worded letter, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aggro's national animal is the Black Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mindfulness.

Aggro is ranked 184,721st in the world and 4,644th in the Rejected Realms for Most Politically Free, scoring 12 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 35thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57thMost Secular: 60thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 100thHighest Average Tax Rates: 106thMost Developed: 134thLargest Governments: 137thLongest Average Lifespans: 153rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 227thMost Advanced Public Education: 264thHighest Poor Incomes: 283rdMost Corrupt Governments: 287thHealthiest Citizens: 314thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 360thLargest Welfare Programs: 372ndMost Beautiful Environments: 490thBest Weather: 606thSmartest Citizens: 618thLargest Agricultural Sector: 620thMost Efficient Economies: 861stMost Subsidized Industry: 874thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 880thSafest: 955thMost Advanced Public Transport: 969thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,074thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,390thHighest Average Incomes: 1,592ndTop
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Most Influential: 2,980thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,122ndHighest Economic Output: 4,176thMost Authoritarian: 4,300thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,334thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,855thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,398thMost Cultured: 6,580thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,760thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,451stMost Income Equality: 8,043rdMost Pacifist: 8,124thMost Conservative: 8,309thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,184thMost Extreme: 15,005thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,712thMost Stationary: 17,140th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 47th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 56th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 85th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 110th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 119th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 129th in the regionMost Pacifist: 153rd in the regionMost Cultured: 154th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 157th in the regionMost Stationary: 168th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 184th in the regionMost Extreme: 185th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 186th in the regionMost Income Equality: 189th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 210th in the regionMost Conservative: 254th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 365th in the regionLargest Populations: 478th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aggro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Aggro voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Frieden-und Freudenland".
  • : Aggro voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom to Seek Medical Care II"".
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, nations that kill an Aggroan can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Aggro, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.

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