The Kingdom of Agratele is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 661 million Agrateleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westerfair. The average income tax rate is 54.8%.
The powerhouse Agratelean economy, worth 63.2 trillion agratelis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 95,591 agratelis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs, the stacked neck-ring is this season's hottest fashion item, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agratele's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Agratele, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Following new legislation in Agratele, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
- : Agratele changed its national motto to "Justice, Loyalty, Freedom" and its nation type to "Kingdom".
- : Following new legislation in Agratele, the stacked neck-ring is this season's hottest fashion item.
- : Following new legislation in Agratele, creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs.
- : Agratele was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Agratele, the government is reining in public spending.
- : Following new legislation in Agratele, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Following new legislation in Agratele, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one.
- : Agratele was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Loutsland.
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