The Principality of Ahblahblah is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.381 billion Blabians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blahttawa. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ahblahblahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,997 trillion blobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 238,288 blobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', and artists are pillars of society. Crime is totally unknown. Ahblahblah's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ahblahblah is ranked 104,262nd in the world and 4,348th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,763.6 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
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Ahblahblah, artists are pillars of society.
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Ahblahblah, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'.
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Ahblahblah, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
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Ahblahblah, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
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Ahblahblah, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
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Ahblahblah, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
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Ahblahblah, sleeping on the job is recommended.
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Ahblahblah, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
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Ahblahblah, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds.
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Ahblahblah, glamping Blabians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.