by Max Barry

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Most Inclusive: 201st Most Compassionate Citizens: 240th Least Corrupt Governments: 297th
The Principality of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
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Political Freedom

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Population5.186 billion



The Principality of Ahblahblah is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.186 billion Blabians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blahttawa. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ahblahblahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion blobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 214,170 blobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, there are no more heroes any more, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Ahblahblah will pay them to stop, and the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play. Crime is totally unknown. Ahblahblah's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahblahblah is ranked 69,798th in the world and 3,669th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,757.3 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Inclusive: 201stMost Compassionate Citizens: 240thLeast Corrupt Governments: 297thNicest Citizens: 308thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 340thMost Pacifist: 374thMost Developed: 432ndLongest Average Lifespans: 521stMost Beautiful Environments: 576thBest Weather: 621stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 641stSafest: 666thMost Advanced Public Education: 691stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 767thLargest Welfare Programs: 799thSmartest Citizens: 869thHealthiest Citizens: 913thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,147thLargest Governments: 1,351stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,385thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,513thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,567thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,658thMost Cultured: 1,706thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,218thLowest Crime Rates: 2,478thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,384thMost Secular: 3,950thHighest Average Incomes: 4,657thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,855thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,477thMost Efficient Economies: 7,640thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,467thHighest Drug Use: 10,254thNudest: 11,584thHighest Economic Output: 12,842ndMost Income Equality: 14,240th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionSafest: 33rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 57th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 61st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th in the regionLargest Governments: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 69th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 84th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 115th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 121st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 129th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 187th in the regionMost Secular: 191st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 221st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 290th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 290th in the regionNudest: 324th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 326th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 392nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 412th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 518th in the regionMost Income Equality: 695th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Ahblahblah will pay them to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, there are no more heroes any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, the nation is devoted to world peas.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, it's illegal to blow things up.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, Hide and Seek with Cuddle Bear is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, nine out of ten citizens of Ahblahblah answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.


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