The Principality of Ahblahblah is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.186 billion Blabians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blahttawa. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ahblahblahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion blobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 214,170 blobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, there are no more heroes any more, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Ahblahblah will pay them to stop, and the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play. Crime is totally unknown. Ahblahblah's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahblahblah is ranked 69,798^th in the world and 3,669^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,757.3 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.