The Principality of Ahblahblah is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.381 billion Blabians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blahttawa. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ahblahblahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,997 trillion blobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 238,288 blobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', and artists are pillars of society. Crime is totally unknown. Ahblahblah's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahblahblah is ranked 104,262^nd in the world and 4,348^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,763.6 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.