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Most Inclusive: 156thMost Compassionate Citizens: 185thLeast Corrupt Governments: 188th
The Principality of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
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Influence
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
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Ahblahblah

Population6.938 billion

CapitalBlahttawa

Currencyblob
Animalhuman

The Principality of Ahblahblah is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its lack of airports, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.938 billion Blabians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blahttawa. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ahblahblahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,593 trillion blobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 229,734 blobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Ahblahblah. Crime is totally unknown. Ahblahblah's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahblahblah is ranked 14,351st in the world and 328th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,165.1736987328 Days.

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Most Inclusive: 156thMost Compassionate Citizens: 185thLeast Corrupt Governments: 188thMost Pacifist: 228thNicest Citizens: 233rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 268thMost Beautiful Environments: 447thSafest: 509thBest Weather: 510thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 510thMost Developed: 635thMost Advanced Public Education: 648thLargest Welfare Programs: 663rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 695thSmartest Citizens: 704thHealthiest Citizens: 726thLongest Average Lifespans: 729thHighest Average Tax Rates: 940thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,070thLargest Governments: 1,080thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,219thMost Cultured: 1,260thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,453rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,615thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,663rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,226thMost Efficient Economies: 2,310thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,484thMost Secular: 3,157thHighest Average Incomes: 4,311thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,037thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,530thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,148thHighest Economic Output: 9,791stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,643rdMost Stationary: 14,351stMost Income Equality: 16,491stMost Influential: 17,233rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,967th
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Most Inclusive: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionSafest: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionBest Weather: 33rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 46th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 54th in the regionLargest Governments: 55th in the regionMost Cultured: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 68th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 92nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 93rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 136th in the regionMost Secular: 157th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 183rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 213th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 302nd in the regionMost Stationary: 328th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 385th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 632nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 717th in the regionLargest Populations: 733rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 863rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 875th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, there's a bright dawn ahead for Ahblahblah.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Ahblahblah was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ahblahblah, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.

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