by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,971st Most Influential: 2,344th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,571st
The Republic of
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Population7.501 billion

CapitalNieuwe Opstandsstad


The Republic of Aihon is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by James with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.501 billion Aihonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nieuwe Opstandsstad. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aihonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,125 trillion Jeens a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,986 Jeens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aihon's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aihon is ranked 15,443rd in the world and 710th in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 75.99 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,971stMost Influential: 2,344thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,571stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,116thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,940thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,630thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,698thMost Inclusive: 4,793rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,957thNicest Citizens: 5,206thMost Cultured: 5,353rdMost Pacifist: 5,369thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,412thSafest: 5,540thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,718thMost Developed: 5,761stMost Efficient Economies: 5,810thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,997thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,937thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,410thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,546thHealthiest Citizens: 7,651stLargest Governments: 7,766thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,801stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,280thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,338thSmartest Citizens: 8,429thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,441stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,568thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,147thMost Stationary: 10,667thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,435thMost Secular: 12,401stHighest Average Incomes: 12,513thHighest Economic Output: 12,729thNudest: 12,862ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,638thMost Income Equality: 15,443rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,597th
Least Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 80th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 87th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 99th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 109th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 110th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 114th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 118th in the regionMost Cultured: 135th in the regionMost Inclusive: 146th in the regionSafest: 146th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Pacifist: 155th in the regionNicest Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Developed: 161st in the regionMost Stationary: 163rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 165th in the regionMost Influential: 166th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 171st in the regionLargest Governments: 181st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 184th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 187th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 194th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 195th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 207th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 216th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 216th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 220th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 237th in the regionLargest Populations: 242nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 243rd in the regionNudest: 247th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 247th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 284th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 317th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 380th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 422nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 465th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 658th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 686th in the regionBest Weather: 695th in the regionMost Income Equality: 710th in the region

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