The Liberal Democracy of Ainland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Richard Rorty with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.384 billion Ains hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aindon. The average income tax rate is 63.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ainish economy, worth a remarkable 1,615 trillion liberos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,747 liberos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Richard Rorty's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime is relatively low. Ainland's national animal is the pigeon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ainland is ranked 242,619^th in the world and 140^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 15.09 Whatever.