Population | 5.606 billion |
Capital | Safranbolu |
Currency | florin |
Animal | bison |
The Republic of Akatlar is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 5.606 billion Akatlarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Safranbolu. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Akatlarian economy, worth 924 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,928 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Leader, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akatlar's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Akatlar is ranked 128,049th in the world and 1,264th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 261.53981872552 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Akatlar, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Akatlar, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in Akatlar, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Leader.
- : Following new legislation in Akatlar, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
- : Akatlar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Akatlar, nobody likes bad boys any more.
- : Following new legislation in Akatlar, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth.
- : Following new legislation in Akatlar, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
- : Following new legislation in Akatlar, folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain.
- : Following new legislation in Akatlar, business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Akatlarian emissions at all.