Population | 7.591 billion |
Capital | Karatoa |
Leader | The People |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Kalata |
Animal | Pink Dolphin |
The Scattered Republic of Akumanga is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.591 billion Akumanganis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karatoa. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Akumangan economy, worth a remarkable 1,199 trillion Kalatas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,036 Kalatas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akumanga's national animal is the Pink Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Akumanga is ranked 212,081st in the world and 17th in Saeculum Obscurum for Most Stationary, with 35.36492875532 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Akumanga's influence in Saeculum Obscurum fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Akumanga's influence in Saeculum Obscurum rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Akumanga's influence in Saeculum Obscurum rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Akumanga relocated from Lazarus to Saeculum Obscurum.
- : Akumanga was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Akumanga ceased to exist in Saeculum Obscurum.
- : Akumanga's influence in Saeculum Obscurum rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Akumanga relocated from Lazarus to Saeculum Obscurum.
- : Akumanga was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Akumanga ceased to exist in Saeculum Obscurum.