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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,424thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,589thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,692nd
The Scattered Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Our darkest times are yet to come!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Akumanga

Population7.591 billion

CapitalKaratoa
LeaderThe People
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyKalata
AnimalPink Dolphin

The Scattered Republic of Akumanga is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.591 billion Akumanganis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karatoa. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Akumangan economy, worth a remarkable 1,199 trillion Kalatas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,036 Kalatas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akumanga's national animal is the Pink Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Akumanga is ranked 212,081st in the world and 17th in Saeculum Obscurum for Most Stationary, with 35.36492875532 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,424thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,589thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,692ndNicest Citizens: 1,702ndMost Pacifist: 2,263rdMost Inclusive: 2,357thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,431stTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,311thBest Weather: 3,343rdSafest: 3,343rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,641stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,763rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,850thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,081stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,267thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,342ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,447thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,449thHealthiest Citizens: 4,671stMost Developed: 4,729thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,053rdLargest Governments: 5,658thSmartest Citizens: 5,986thLowest Crime Rates: 6,196thMost Cultured: 6,626thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,106thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,635thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,333rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,828thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,783rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,780thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 18,250thHighest Average Incomes: 19,403rdHighest Economic Output: 23,700thMost Income Equality: 25,796thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,846th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the region

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