Population | 4.862 billion |
Capital | Nusantara |
Leader | Sultan Abdul Fatih |
Currency | Sarsur |
Animal | Flying Camel |
The Sultanate of Al-Dijaj is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sultan Abdul Fatih with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.862 billion Al-Dijajis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nusantara. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Al-Dijajian economy, worth a remarkable 2,201 trillion Sarsurs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 452,761 Sarsurs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,553,943 per year while the poor average 39,494, a ratio of 64.7 to 1.
Corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, it is often said that only Sultan Abdul Fatih could bring down Dàguó, and the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al-Dijaj's national animal is the Flying Camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Al-Dijaj is ranked 217,654th in the world and 7,364th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 12.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Al-Dijaj, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people.
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Al-Dijaj, it is often said that only Sultan Abdul Fatih could bring down Dàguó.
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Al-Dijaj, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
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Al-Dijaj, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt.
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Al-Dijaj, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
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Al-Dijaj, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
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Al-Dijaj, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.
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Al-Dijaj, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops.
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Al-Dijaj, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
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Al-Dijaj, Al-Dijajis caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.