Population | 3.164 billion |
Capital | Marilao City |
Leader | AL CONCERMAN |
Faith | IGLESIA NI CRISTO |
Currency | Peso |
Animal | joker |
The Republic of Al Concerman is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by AL CONCERMAN with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.164 billion Al Concermanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marilao City. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Al Concermanian economy, worth 436 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 137,894 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Al Concermanians, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Al Concerman, and talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al Concerman's national animal is the joker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is IGLESIA NI CRISTO.
Al Concerman is ranked 216,142nd in the world and 1st in Bagong Pilipinas for Most Stationary, with 32.25406269072 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Al Concerman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Al Concerman, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Al Concerman voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Al Concerman, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Al Concerman.
- : Al Concerman was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Al Concerman, diplomacy is a foreign concept to Al Concermanians.
- : Following new legislation in Al Concerman, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines.
- : Following new legislation in Al Concerman, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Al Concermanian Embarrassments.
- : Following new legislation in Al Concerman, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
- : Following new legislation in Al Concerman, tax avoidance is a serious affair.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.