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Alamei

Population19.202 billion

CapitalLockwood
LeaderEliana Marchesi

CurrencyNorrel
Animaldeer

The Gilded Lands of Alamei is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eliana Marchesi with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.202 billion Alameians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lockwood. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Alameian economy, worth a remarkable 4,957 trillion Norrels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 258,168 Norrels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime is totally unknown. Alamei's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alamei is ranked 769th in the world and 2nd in The Versutian Federation for Most Cultured, scoring 423 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 292ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 295thMost Rebellious Youth: 472ndMost Advanced Public Education: 553rdNicest Citizens: 575thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 597thMost Advanced Public Transport: 600thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 625thMost Compassionate Citizens: 630thHighest Food Quality: 747thMost Cultured: 769thMost Inclusive: 778thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 807thSmartest Citizens: 812thMost Pacifist: 856thHealthiest Citizens: 927thMost Beautiful Environments: 941stMost Developed: 961stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,027thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,160thLargest Governments: 1,234thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,239thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,264thBest Weather: 1,363rdSafest: 1,381stMost Secular: 1,465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,708thMost Efficient Economies: 2,795thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,282ndHighest Economic Output: 3,341stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,515thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,099thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,426thHighest Average Incomes: 4,784thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,307thLowest Crime Rates: 11,587thTop
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Nudest: 16,711thLargest Populations: 17,617thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,841stMost Influential: 20,216th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alamei, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamei, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamei, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamei, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamei, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code.
  • : Alamei's influence in The Versutian Federation rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Following new legislation in Alamei, the atmosphere in Alameian boardrooms is turning more gay.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamei, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamei, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in Alamei, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.

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