Population | 19.202 billion |
Capital | Lockwood |
Leader | Eliana Marchesi |
Currency | Norrel |
Animal | deer |
The Gilded Lands of Alamei is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eliana Marchesi with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.202 billion Alameians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lockwood. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Alameian economy, worth a remarkable 4,957 trillion Norrels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 258,168 Norrels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime is totally unknown. Alamei's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Alamei is ranked 769th in the world and 2nd in The Versutian Federation for Most Cultured, scoring 423 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Alamei, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
- : Following new legislation in Alamei, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
- : Following new legislation in Alamei, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield.
- : Following new legislation in Alamei, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
- : Following new legislation in Alamei, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code.
- : Alamei's influence in The Versutian Federation rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
- : Following new legislation in Alamei, the atmosphere in Alameian boardrooms is turning more gay.
- : Following new legislation in Alamei, the internet has been placed under government control.
- : Following new legislation in Alamei, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Alamei, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.