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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,447thHighest Crime Rates: 2,783rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,607th
The Kingdom of
Libertarian Police State Slightly Overzealous Peoples Democracy
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Alania and Gothia

Population2.575 billion

LeaderKing Edward III


The Kingdom of Alania and Gothia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Edward III with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.575 billion Gothians and Alanians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beaufort. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The very strong Alania and Gothian economy, worth 185 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 72,101 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, governments opposing Alania and Gothia are beset by rebels, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alania and Gothia's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Alania and Gothia is ranked 149,081st in the world and 334th in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.95 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,447thHighest Crime Rates: 2,783rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,607thFattest Citizens: 4,749thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,756thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,701stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,245thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,621stTop
Most Armed: 11,141stLargest Retail Industry: 12,793rdMost Avoided: 16,878thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,931st
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 34th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 38th in the regionMost Armed: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 44th in the region

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