The Federation of Alasia Baterrippedo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Red Skull with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.254 billion Alasia Baterrippedoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hydra. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alasia Baterrippedoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,929 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,424 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and chins in the royal family get bigger with each generation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alasia Baterrippedo's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hydra.

Alasia Baterrippedo is ranked 64,381^st in the world and 2^nd in HYDRA Command for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.97 law-abiding acts per hour.