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Most Conservative: 2,841stMost Primitive: 4,086thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,610th
The United Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Alba ag Cymru fada be'
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Alba and Cymru

Population550 million

CapitalEdinburgh

Currencydoilleir
Animallion

The United Kingdom of Alba and Cymru is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 550 million Celts are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinburgh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.7%.

The thriving Celtic economy, worth 45.2 trillion doilleirs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,178 doilleirs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 363,287 per year while the poor average 11,629, a ratio of 31.2 to 1.

Homosexuality is a crime punishable by death, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country, and paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alba and Cymru's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alba and Cymru is ranked 78,334th in the world and 67th in Caer Sidi for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2,629.69 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Conservative: 2,841stMost Primitive: 4,086thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,610thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,347thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,361stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 13,057thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,080thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,104thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,871stMost Devout: 17,966thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,664thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,295thLargest Gambling Industry: 19,402ndMost Corrupt Governments: 19,771stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,206thMost Extreme: 20,787th
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alba and Cymru was endorsed by The Republic of Sebero Sree.
  • : Alba and Cymru was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Alba and Cymru was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry and the Top 10% for Most Extreme, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Alba and Cymru, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Alba and Cymru, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country.
  • : Following new legislation in Alba and Cymru, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in Alba and Cymru, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death.
  • : Following new legislation in Alba and Cymru, citizens have voted the song "Leader Smells Like A Lion" as their new national anthem.
  • : Alba and Cymru was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Alba and Cymru, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors.

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Potchen, Genbu Kaiden, Aynia Moreaux, Kernox, Persi, and Sebero Sree.

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