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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,660thMost Developed: 1,803rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,856th
The Kingdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Efficiency! At any cost.
Don Fluffles
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Albyion Kingdom

Population4.519 billion

CapitalLondon
LeaderDon Fluffles
FaithSecularism

CurrencyPound
AnimalLion

The Kingdom of Albyion Kingdom is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Don Fluffles with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.519 billion Albyion Kingdomians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 58.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Albyion Kingdomian economy, worth 999 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 221,168 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Albyion Kingdomian selfishness, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albyion Kingdom's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.

Albyion Kingdom is ranked 240,974th in the world and 5,573rd in the West Pacific for Best Weather, with -91 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,660thMost Developed: 1,803rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,856thMost Secular: 1,912thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,091stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,177thSmartest Citizens: 2,299thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,660thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,255thMost Cultured: 3,273rdMost Influential: 3,755thLargest Retail Industry: 3,973rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,257thLowest Crime Rates: 4,333rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,762ndRudest Citizens: 4,871stHighest Average Incomes: 4,970thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,792ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,518thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,255thLargest Mining Sector: 7,274thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,492ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,513thLargest Governments: 9,244thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,493rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,823rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,699thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,739thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,251stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 15,316thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,909thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,224thHighest Economic Output: 18,489thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,537thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,656th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 56th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 72nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 92nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 99th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 107th in the regionMost Influential: 118th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 119th in the regionRudest Citizens: 129th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 136th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 155th in the regionLargest Governments: 166th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 168th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 178th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 190th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 196th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 206th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 239th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 241st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 256th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 279th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 322nd in the regionMost Stationary: 357th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 358th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 388th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 390th in the regionLargest Populations: 496th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Albyion Kingdomian selfishness.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Albyion Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.

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