The Sublime Imperial Republics of Aldarminia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Emperor Dalikharl II with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.266 billion Aldarminyane are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dalikhara. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aldarminskiy economy, worth a remarkable 4,322 trillion bokhus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 236,635 bokhus, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,341,603 per year while the poor average 20,406, a ratio of 65.7 to 1.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, the government spends billions to protect Aldarminia from a disaster that is one in a million, and the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aldarminia's national animal is the Mountain Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dorozhkaism.

Aldarminia is ranked 292,658^th in the world and 11,228^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.19 law-abiding acts per hour.