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Largest Mining Sector: 131stHighest Economic Output: 356thHighest Disposable Incomes: 399th
The Revanite Ascendancy of
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Alemarenvelt

Population39.416 billion

CapitalBarad Sadron
LeaderLord Sheddu
FaithRevanite Christianity

CurrencyMithril-Beskar-Nyix Shekel
AnimalTuk'ata

The Revanite Ascendancy of Alemarenvelt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Sheddu with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 39.416 billion Alemarens enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barad Sadron. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Alemaren economy, worth an astonishing 14,293 trillion Mithril-Beskar-Nyix Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 362,619 Mithril-Beskar-Nyix Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, the best defense is a good fence, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alemarenvelt's national animal is the Tuk'ata, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Revanite Christianity.

Alemarenvelt is ranked 3,021st in the world and 1st in Hadera Confederacy for Most Stationary, with 3,790.66424064 days.

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1%
Largest Mining Sector: 131stHighest Economic Output: 356thHighest Disposable Incomes: 399thMost Devout: 473rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 546thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 675thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 779thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 783rdMost Armed: 803rdFattest Citizens: 867thMost Avoided: 943rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,259thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,312thHighest Average Incomes: 1,538thLargest Populations: 1,547thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,590thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,637thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,758thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,763rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,067thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,359thMost Efficient Economies: 2,489thRudest Citizens: 2,554thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,021stLargest Insurance Industry: 3,036thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,140thMost Patriotic: 3,347thLowest Crime Rates: 4,084thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,435thSmartest Citizens: 4,855thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,997thMost Influential: 7,169thLargest Retail Industry: 8,026thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,102ndMost Cultured: 8,560thLargest Governments: 9,142ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,996thTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 15,552ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,812thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,994th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alemarenvelt, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Alemarenvelt, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Alemarenvelt, the best defense is a good fence.
  • : Alemarenvelt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Alemarenvelt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Alemarenvelt, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Alemarenvelt, a flying elephant and Lord Sheddu share the same nickname.
  • : Following new legislation in Alemarenvelt, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Lord Sheddu is a silly poophead.
  • : Alemarenvelt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Alemarenvelt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.

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