by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,613thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,948th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Viva Alfonz!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Alfonzian Navy Squadron 59

Population875 million


The Republic of Alfonzian Navy Squadron 59 is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning peacock population. The hard-working population of 875 million Alfonzian Navy Squadron 59ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 28.5%.

The Alfonzian Navy Squadron 59ian economy, worth 32.5 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 37,138 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alfonzian Navy Squadron 59's national animal is the peacock, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Alfonzian Navy Squadron 59 is ranked 159,735th in the world and 10th in New Novus for Most Primitive, scoring -72.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,613thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,948th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the region

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