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Most Influential: 2,356thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,515thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,330th
The French United Kingdoms of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Français sans Peurs, Chrétiens sans Reproches
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population2.272 billion

LeaderKing Karl VII of Zimt
FaithÉglise Catholique Romaine et Apostolique

CurrencyFranc Karlique
AnimalSilver Ermine of Brittany

The French United Kingdoms of Algamonzimt is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Karl VII of Zimt with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.272 billion Zimtians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimtian economy, worth 269 trillion Franc Karliques a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,477 Franc Karliques, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

There's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, straitjackets are a common religious garb, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Algamonzimt's national animal is the Silver Ermine of Brittany, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Église Catholique Romaine et Apostolique.

Algamonzimt is ranked 221,224th in the world and 597th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 6.66 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 2,356thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,515thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,330thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,900thLowest Crime Rates: 5,921stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,172ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,550thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,323rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,354thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,390thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,150thLargest Governments: 9,301stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,567thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,581stBest Weather: 9,736thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,148thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,452ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,550thMost Cultured: 10,629thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,952ndMost Developed: 11,286thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,955thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,714thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,762ndSmartest Citizens: 19,533rdLargest Welfare Programs: 21,395thSafest: 21,575thMost Authoritarian: 23,165th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 46th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 67th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 75th in the region

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