by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,229thMost Influential: 4,891stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,218th
The French Speaking Commonwealth of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Français sans Peurs, Chrétiens sans Reproches
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population649 million


CurrencyKarl's Mark
AnimalWar Horn

The French Speaking Commonwealth of Algamonzimt is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 649 million Zimtians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zimtian economy, worth 54.9 trillion Karl's Marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,558 Karl's Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Zimtian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Algamonzimt's national animal is the War Horn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Algamonzimt is ranked 97,077th in the world and 580th in Europeia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,722.68 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,229thMost Influential: 4,891stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,218thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,712thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,100thLowest Crime Rates: 13,146thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,417thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,460thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,760thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,516thMost Authoritarian: 14,657thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,019thMost Cultured: 17,056thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,890thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,921stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,224thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,412th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 61st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69th in the regionMost Conservative: 91st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 106th in the region

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