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Largest Retail Industry: 2,671st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,081st Fattest Citizens: 3,924th
The Apocalyptic Wastelands of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Semper ubi sub ubi
Kells Babin
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Population3.317 billion

LeaderKells Babin

CurrencyAllishivic Ruble

The Apocalyptic Wastelands of Allishive is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kells Babin with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.317 billion Allishiveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Allishivic economy, worth 547 trillion Allishivic Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 165,063 Allishivic Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, patriots insist that size does matter, and it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Allishivic resumés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allishive's national animal is the Slav, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Allishive is ranked 7,796th in the world and 38th in New Western Atlantic for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 10,538.32 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 2,671stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,081stFattest Citizens: 3,924thMost Influential: 4,532ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,611thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,633rdLargest Black Market: 4,833rdMost Devout: 5,761stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,453rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,062ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,264thLargest Mining Sector: 7,544thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,713thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,796thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,077thHighest Average Incomes: 9,939thLowest Crime Rates: 10,517thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,923rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,193rdMost Cultured: 14,203rdLargest Governments: 15,018thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,885th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionMost Devout: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 39th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 42nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionMost Stationary: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 56th in the region

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