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Most Valuable International Artwork: 171stLowest Crime Rates: 3,157thMost Devout: 3,659th
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Emperor Alpha Van Wolf
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Alpha Wolf

Population13.799 billion

CapitalNew Asgard
LeaderEmperor Alpha Van Wolf


The Emperor of Alpha Wolf is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Alpha Van Wolf with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.799 billion Alpha Wolfians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Asgard. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Alpha Wolfian economy, worth a remarkable 2,580 trillion Wolfmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 186,978 Wolfmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, the government is funneling billions into Cape Alpha Wolf following the shuttle crash, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpha Wolf's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolfism.

Alpha Wolf is ranked 198,924th in the world and 95th in The Wolf Clan for Most Primitive, scoring -106.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 171stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,157thMost Devout: 3,659thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,764thMost Efficient Economies: 3,864thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,984thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,097thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,161stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,249thLargest Governments: 4,665thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,547thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,752ndHighest Economic Output: 5,990thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,115thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,143rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,111thHealthiest Citizens: 8,833rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,884thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,010thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,014thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,807thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,364thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,373rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,415thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,945thMost Influential: 14,991stLargest Mining Sector: 15,025thLargest Populations: 19,341stMost Developed: 19,935thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,420thMost Inclusive: 23,855th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the region

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