The Soviet Federative Republic of Ambaijusestanagglen is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral Cosmot with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 2.885 billion Ambaijusestanagglenis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cosmograd. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ambaijusestanagglenian economy, worth 482 trillion Cortexist Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 167,098 Cortexist Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, Ambaijusestanagglen's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ambaijusestanagglen's national animal is the Ambaijusestanagglenian Robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Ambaijusestanagglen is ranked 10,619^th in the world and 3^rd in The Cortexist International for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 10,607.96 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.