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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,287th Rudest Citizens: 1,684th Most Influential: 1,840th
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America Mjolnir

Population1.132 billion

FaithAgnostic Theism

CurrencyMjolniri Dollar

The Legitimate Threat of America Mjolnir is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kross with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.132 billion Mjolniris are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AMD-0. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mjolnirian economy, worth 178 trillion Mjolniri Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 158,076 Mjolniri Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 768,184 per year while the poor average 18,787, a ratio of 40.9 to 1.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, and life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. America Mjolnir's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Agnostic Theism.

America Mjolnir is ranked 24,928th in the world and 696th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 70.86 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,287thRudest Citizens: 1,684thTop
Most Influential: 1,840thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,200thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,751stMost Avoided: 3,864thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,818thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,542ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,830thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,460thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,037thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,403rdMost Secular: 7,707thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,291stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,785thLargest Retail Industry: 9,994thSmartest Citizens: 10,793rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,933rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,104thMost Efficient Economies: 11,617thMost Cultured: 13,550thMost Armed: 14,256thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,877thMost Pro-Market: 16,361stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,598th
Rudest Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 40th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56th in the regionMost Avoided: 59th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 92nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 95th in the regionMost Influential: 109th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 118th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 157th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 175th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 197th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 215th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 236th in the regionMost Secular: 238th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 242nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 248th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 255th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 269th in the regionLargest Black Market: 279th in the regionMost Armed: 289th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 290th in the regionMost Cultured: 327th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 384th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 404th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 434th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 438th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 460th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 540th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 585th in the regionLargest Governments: 647th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 678th in the regionMost Developed: 696th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 705th in the regionNudest: 711th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in America Mjolnir, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up.
  • : Following new legislation in America Mjolnir, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in America Mjolnir, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em".
  • : Following new legislation in America Mjolnir, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : America Mjolnir was endorsed by The Fruity Republic of Pisqantinsuyu.
  • : America Mjolnir was endorsed by The Federation of Dandrakia.
  • : America Mjolnir endorsed The Eight United States of Zukchiva.
  • : Following new legislation in America Mjolnir, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Mjolnirian politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in America Mjolnir, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in America Mjolnir, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 123 » BearStackof2015, Fedele, H-Zhena, VW53Aland, Davelands, Axdel, Janoobi Jazair, Am Echad, The Buckeye States, Hizuru, Someseni, Wiranath, Marrico, Aelitia, Qui sequuntur somnia, Talitoa, Republic of Berzerkistan, Thyaclinia, Harro Waarudho, Arkantis, Headpat Central, Ridann, Slys Paws, Roissyland, The Empire of Rijelv, Survivoristan, Adavan, Brotherland, British Calradia, Goodnamesarerare, The Romanum Legio, Bullpups, Kucia, Squid Ruinosa, Freedom Fascists, Ribanzi, Dragonia, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Riveraland, Pakitsk, Stellar Colonies, Ravendi, Just Vale 2, The Sacred Whale, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Mundiferrum, The Angel of Charity, Socialist Holy American Empire, Gorbastan, and 73 others.New Leganes, Kangarawa, Kilkire, Imperial Akatsuki, Neruch, Funkadelia, Drunken Seal Islands, Kampf Empire, Galve, Impia Aghte, Lyontisia, Elejamie, CheeseBurrito, Dark Edgyness, Kaigi, The United Neo American Union, Norport, Kublam, Lantros, Blazing Samaritan, ReeK, Federated States of Zootron, Endertopias, Wizardonia, New Birblands, Kagorg Bra Corna, Blue Ottawa, The Solar Ottomans, Valdwall, CopyCato, Ver Norge, Shantan, Skandinavistan, Davinhia, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Rhealaliit, Plazland, Zang0, Sansangra, Under Sea Desert, Liberstankonia, A Slanted Black Stripe, East Malaysia, Libertanny, Enlil, Dragons Blood, Escade, Bakaworld, Northcrest, Marrabuk, ArenaC, Lerasi, Grossvietnam, Magosconity, Staynes, Kalaratri, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Mossy-Oak, RovaMittala, TURKEYISM, Commodore Badger, La xinga, States of Carolina, Johnny Appleseed1, Matdor, Avakael, Aleister, Yemeni Locusts, BNV, Firenation91, Zukchiva, Dandrakia, and Pisqantinsuyu.

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