by Max Barry

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,832ndRudest Citizens: 3,734thFattest Citizens: 4,434th
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American Kingships

Population526 million

CapitalTrumpington DC


The Commonwealth of American Kingships is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 526 million Americans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trumpington DC. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The all-consuming American economy, worth 64.5 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,595 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Procrastination is a national sport, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime is a problem. American Kingships's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

American Kingships is ranked 209,800th in the world and 191st in New Western Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.48 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,832ndRudest Citizens: 3,734thFattest Citizens: 4,434thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,502ndMost Avoided: 5,000thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,822ndLargest Insurance Industry: 6,051stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,934thLargest Retail Industry: 7,196thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,566thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,045thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,789thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,367thTop
Most Armed: 13,778thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,460thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,017thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,792ndMost Influential: 16,302ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,463rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,977thLargest Mining Sector: 19,772ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,995thHighest Average Incomes: 22,442nd
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the region

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