The Commonwealth of American Kingships is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 526 million Americans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trumpington DC. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The all-consuming American economy, worth 64.5 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,595 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Procrastination is a national sport, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime is a problem. American Kingships's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

American Kingships is ranked 209,800^th in the world and 191^st in New Western Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.48 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.