by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8thLargest Black Market: 41stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 93rd
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Cull the weak, reward the loyal
Lord Darius Varheim
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population25.78 billion

CapitalVarheim City
LeaderLord Darius Varheim
FaithThe Church of Saraya


The Dictatorship of Ameriganastan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Darius Varheim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.78 billion Ameriganis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varheim City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ameriganastanian economy, worth an astonishing 12,708 trillion Varheims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 492,951 Varheims, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,766,701 per year while the poor average 98,644, a ratio of 17.9 to 1.

International negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ameriganastan's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Saraya.

Ameriganastan is ranked 241,250th in the world and 113th in The Alliance of Dictators for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.8 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8thLargest Black Market: 41stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 93rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 101stLowest Crime Rates: 136thLargest Agricultural Sector: 155thMost Corrupt Governments: 173rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 196thHighest Economic Output: 265thLargest Insurance Industry: 294thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 327thHighest Average Incomes: 345thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 507thLargest Governments: 565thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 711thHighest Average Tax Rates: 757thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 972ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 990thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,268thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,471stLargest Mining Sector: 1,631stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,657thMost Stationary: 2,049thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,051stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,212thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,552ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,099thLargest Populations: 3,731stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,243rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,344thMost Conservative: 4,829thMost Primitive: 5,190thMost Devout: 5,889thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,252ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,079thMost Developed: 7,882ndMost Influential: 8,399thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,726thMost Authoritarian: 9,947thSmartest Citizens: 10,927thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,002ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,845thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 14,960thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,030thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,136thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,208th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Primitive: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the region

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