by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 2,530thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,627thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,710th
The Non-homogeneous Tessellation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Ecce verum progressum impedit superbia.
Ne˙plnosť Chaosu
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population6.872 billion

CapitalSabaqtastiq City
LeaderNe˙plnosť Chaosu

AnimalRed-tailed hawk

The Non-homogeneous Tessellation of Anachronolandia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ne˙plnosť Chaosu with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.872 billion Anachronolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sabaqtastiq City. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anachronolandian economy, worth 831 trillion chronoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 120,961 chronoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Anachronolandia's hospitals, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anachronolandia's national animal is the Red-tailed hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aletheianism.

Anachronolandia is ranked 4,905th in the world and 100th in Forest for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,287.5 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Influential: 2,530thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,627thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,710thMost Pacifist: 3,465thBest Weather: 3,767thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,851stSafest: 3,958thNicest Citizens: 4,205thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,463rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,572ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,642ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,905thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,093rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,096thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,551stMost Developed: 6,012thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,023rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,237thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,306thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,736thMost Cultured: 7,394thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,526thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,767thLowest Crime Rates: 8,390thSmartest Citizens: 8,403rdMost Inclusive: 9,631stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,048thLargest Governments: 10,201stMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,954thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,664thMost Efficient Economies: 20,441stMost Subsidized Industry: 21,083rdMost Secular: 21,233rdHighest Economic Output: 22,646thHighest Average Incomes: 23,045thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,603rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionTop
Most Average: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 46th in the region

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