by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 402nd Most Influential: 1,047th Largest Retail Industry: 4,902nd
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Long life to the Sovereign
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population979 million


The Kingdom of Analomink is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 979 million Analominkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 30.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Analominkian economy, worth 84.7 trillion Orangebacks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 86,566 Orangebacks, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Analomink's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Analomink is ranked 19,127th in the world and 797th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 50.49 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 402ndMost Influential: 1,047thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 4,902ndMost Secular: 8,554thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,266th
Largest Retail Industry: 254th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 307th in the regionMost Influential: 445th in the regionMost Secular: 448th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 767th in the regionLargest Black Market: 772nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 797th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 875th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 910th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Analomink, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is.
  • : Following new legislation in Analomink, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Analomink, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'.
  • : Following new legislation in Analomink, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
  • : Following new legislation in Analomink, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
  • : Analomink endorsed The Kingdom of Test for a new hope.
  • : Following new legislation in Analomink, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Orangeback charge on their phone bill.
  • : Analomink was endorsed by The Kingdom of Test for a new hope.
  • : Following new legislation in Analomink, Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Analomink, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 253 » Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Siwale, Pallaith, Ostrinios, Shin-Hachioji, Ethnon, Ka Ching, Pruznia, Omnistria, Avemterra, Great Bights Mum, Spartoptia, Votak Matim, Niradans, Sundred, Agrauron, Uganda Knuckles UK, Corfad, Kwaj, Guer Aike, Californian Redwood, North Bratislava, Vincone Cae, PlanetPunk, Kasazzastan, Wilkshire, Malta Comino Gozo, Sinelona, Holy Oranz, Bayern-Straubing, The United States of Romania, Koda-Land, Cloydicia, Dar es Saalam, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, New Lakemba, Federation Terra Australis, Former English Colony, Renzic, The Iron Lions, Wineclaw, Newpromisedland, Plumas, Warsaw-Halicz, THX1138, and 203 others.Dreadton, Amauri, United Draconia, Frances Francis the First of France, The Austro Germanic Union, Highton Islands, New Pruessen, The South Falls, United Kingdoms of Islands, Wunderstrafanstalt, Sakaryata, Selfgradatude, Detrivania, Diodone, El Fiji Grande, Zumlandia, Yarecir, Kalimora Aire, Guslantis, Panama Coalition, New Bremerton, Lunallian, Sunto, Rosewood-, Napnomadia, The Windmilluminati, Sil Dorsett, Ice and Tinian, Shadowrik, Sheldanada, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Bearical, Australiland, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Ara Antrizuls, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Snoodum, Ethereal Expanse, United North American, Sanjurika, Sunaiya, JoeyTyrant, Zokk, Kulgatha, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Empy, SillyString, Kanerland, Beagles Reborn, The Pantheons, Xentherida, Great Solordia, Steraz, The Sinclarian Provinces, Torakuen, New Trisone, Yukti, Ostrolia, Pleroma Sans Romans, New Eleria, Partax, Maott, Asgardira, General COE, Unsophisticate, Cinnibar, Central Ryal, Camarthen, Calamazo, Chukstik Illahi, Choistan, Cam Zazi, Pasargad, Chamocha, Chinese Japanese And Koreans, Crappolia, Caralapace, Buckerino, Valhalla123, Changjo, Copria, Bidragistan, COCONUT-CITY, Universal State Formula, Alunya, Moubarakistan, Joodey, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Atain, Zemnaya Svoboda, CelebrityDude, Justanistan, Ieprus, Suicidistan, SchoolHouse Rock, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Q w e r t y, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Divine Eulogy, Far Easter Republic, Saturns Edge, Spunkland, Kirostan, Axstahl, Mazeoftime, Bohr Einstein, VarDrade, Novare Res, The Notorious Mad Jack, Ibiscaton, Racoda, The Most Freedom Ever, Noiah, Norostilors, Ucatski, Acrabinnia, Orven, Gilakistan, Sea Ghost, Misuvelia, Sacrento, Plangainer, Peldorn, Abunenin, Jasminlandia, Swaz Islands, Steampunk Ariel, Angwayster, Trillius, The Stratosphere Islands, Haor Chall, Babacar, Marijuana Haven, Alyrria, Hircea, Lower Nubia, Intrapolia, Anarcho-Islamystica, Vikingiarchy, Lost Staria, Norvayopia, Durgron, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Frostopia, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Norepinephrine, Viridiann, Terkoma, Liberum Mundi, Xandarnia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Senkaiboashi, Ejhsa, National Goats, New Caeitanordia, Amerian States, Tzitzifrings, Rkainjel, Yalkan, Seidr Wyrd, British Pacific Islands, Dugariana, Lomjia, Apetopia, Huks Gares, Coprianus, Aratani, Abject Ludicrosity, Moisus, East Spopovichka, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Pomur, Tamgu, Yummy Blubber, Peolt, Your future world, Ikea Rike, Miruma, Free Azzaca, Legendsland, New Austra, Sockmanland, Kingdom of Destsky, Genuflect, Wodan, The Black Cathedral, Republic of New Atlantis, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, North Altatude, Conservadoria, Tomaniac, Helia Geopes, and Test for a new hope.

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