The Violent Punk Rockers of Anarchist Mean People is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Joey Ramone with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 31.676 billion Anarchist Mean Peopleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CBGB OMFUG. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Anarchist Mean Peoplean economy, worth 470 trillion whatever you can steals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 14,857 whatever you can steals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anarchist Mean People's national animal is the violent punk rocker.

Anarchist Mean People is ranked 287,388^th in the world and 22^nd in Ozzy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 36.04 law-abiding acts per hour.