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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 42ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 56th
The Greedland of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Si ša bouge pas,bouffe-le!
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Anaxonia

Population20.347 billion

CapitalGolden Claw
LeaderTyrAno-sama
FaithTyrAno-mania

CurrencyDenarius
Animalmimic

The Greedland of Anaxonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by TyrAno-sama with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.347 billion ventripotents are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Welfare and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Claw. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ventripotent economy, worth a remarkable 8,575 trillion Denarii a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 421,465 Denarii, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,947,674 per year while the poor average 3,791, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, and parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxonia's national animal is the mimic, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is TyrAno-mania.

Anaxonia is ranked 118,490th in the world and 4,679th in the Pacific for Most Average, scoring 32.13 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 42ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 56thLargest Gambling Industry: 70thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 79thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 89thHighest Crime Rates: 114thFattest Citizens: 119thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 147thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 162ndMost Armed: 179thHighest Disposable Incomes: 193rdLargest Insurance Industry: 214thMost Avoided: 309thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 355thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 385thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 403rdLargest Mining Sector: 432ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 441stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 444thMost Rebellious Youth: 475thHighest Economic Output: 546thHighest Average Incomes: 558thLargest Retail Industry: 1,087thMost Stationary: 1,102ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,349thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,370thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,545thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,789thMost Efficient Economies: 2,706thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,317thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,568thLargest Populations: 5,637thMost Secular: 5,858thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,976thLargest Black Market: 7,997thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 9,175thMost Influential: 9,781stMost Pro-Market: 12,765thNudest: 15,749thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,624th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionRudest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 68th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 104th in the regionMost Influential: 125th in the regionMost Secular: 190th in the regionLargest Black Market: 194th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 196th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 207th in the regionNudest: 272nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 317th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 425th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 559th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anaxonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxonia, parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxonia, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxonia, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Anaxonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxonia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxonia, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxonia, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxonia, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxonia, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.

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