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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 40thHighest Disposable Incomes: 67thSmartest Citizens: 78th
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Anaxphonia

Population29.753 billion

CapitalSolonopolis
LeaderAnaxphone
FaithHellenismos

CurrencyDeme
AnimalRed-eared Slider

The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.753 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth an astonishing 17,170 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 577,111 Demes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,615,051 per year while the poor average 39,048, a ratio of 92.6 to 1.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and major cities run on potato batteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 244,662nd in the world and 6th in Spoiled Cats for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.81 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 40thHighest Disposable Incomes: 67thSmartest Citizens: 78thRudest Citizens: 83rdLargest Publishing Industry: 89thMost Efficient Economies: 96thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 98thMost Avoided: 98thFattest Citizens: 105thHighest Economic Output: 115thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 116thMost Scientifically Advanced: 129thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 130thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 137thMost Cultured: 138thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 150thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 164thHighest Average Incomes: 167thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 189thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 219thLargest Gambling Industry: 315thLargest Mining Sector: 315thMost Rebellious Youth: 336thLargest Agricultural Sector: 339thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 436thLargest Information Technology Sector: 517thMost Armed: 528thLargest Retail Industry: 540thMost Cheerful Citizens: 718thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 737thMost Inclusive: 866thHighest Crime Rates: 869thLargest Governments: 1,296thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,679thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,509thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,178thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,269thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,773rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,991stLargest Black Market: 8,113thTop
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Most Influential: 12,812thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,339thMost Stationary: 15,554thMost Pro-Market: 16,651stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,068thHighest Drug Use: 17,843rdMost Secular: 18,958thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,495thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,516th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, major cities run on potato batteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, there's a mortuary next to every Anaxphonian restaurant.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, a degree in Anaxphone Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.

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