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Highest Crime Rates: 1,540thRudest Citizens: 1,736thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,354th
The Free Land of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Welcome to Ancapistan - Jreg
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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ANCAPISTANZA

Population432 million

CapitalAncap City

CurrencyMcBitCoin
AnimalRattle Snake

The Free Land of ANCAPISTANZA is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 432 million Ancapnese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ancap City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient ANCAPISTANZAian economy, worth 50.1 trillion McBitCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,914 McBitCoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 366,941 per year while the poor average 27,937, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Young criminals are told they'll go to bed without supper if they do it again, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. ANCAPISTANZA's national animal is the Rattle Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ANCAPISTANZA is ranked 56,302nd in the world and 660th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,480.6 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,540thRudest Citizens: 1,736thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,354thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,588thFattest Citizens: 3,035thMost Avoided: 3,305thLargest Retail Industry: 3,311thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,546thMost Armed: 4,994thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,134thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,777thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,677thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,664thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,841stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,083rdLargest Mining Sector: 8,368thTop
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Most Politically Free: 12,555thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,820thMost Influential: 14,205thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,161stLargest Publishing Industry: 17,406thMost Inclusive: 18,292ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,085thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,369th
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Most Politically Free: 16th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost Avoided: 33rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 34th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 58th in the regionMost Armed: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 73rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 77th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 80th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 96th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 118th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 146th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 179th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 198th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 207th in the regionMost Extreme: 209th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ANCAPISTANZA voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : Following new legislation in ANCAPISTANZA, athletes and street criminals compete for solid steel baseball bats.
  • : Following new legislation in ANCAPISTANZA, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
  • : Following new legislation in ANCAPISTANZA, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in ANCAPISTANZA, young criminals are told they'll go to bed without supper if they do it again.
  • : Following new legislation in ANCAPISTANZA, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Following new legislation in ANCAPISTANZA, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed.
  • : Following new legislation in ANCAPISTANZA, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : Following new legislation in ANCAPISTANZA, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in ANCAPISTANZA, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".

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