The Constitutional Monarchy of Andinla is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prince Hinata with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.049 billion Andins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aries. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andinalanian economy, worth 352 trillion Zakyias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,824 Zakyias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andinla's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Moderna.

Andinla is ranked 10,210^th in the world and 230^th in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 9.03 Weapons Per Person.