The Monarchical Republic of Andinla is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prince Hinata with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.988 billion Andins are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apiary. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Andinalanian economy, worth 996 trillion Zakyias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 199,699 Zakyias, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, and funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Andinla's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of Moderna.

Andinla is ranked 10,039^th in the world and 307^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 92.72 quips per hour.