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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 415thMost Influential: 742ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,056th
The Monarchical Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Prince Hinata
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population4.988 billion

LeaderPrince Hinata
FaithChurch of Moderna


The Monarchical Republic of Andinla is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prince Hinata with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.988 billion Andins are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apiary. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Andinalanian economy, worth 996 trillion Zakyias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 199,699 Zakyias, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, and funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Andinla's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of Moderna.

Andinla is ranked 10,039th in the world and 307th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 92.72 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 415thMost Influential: 742ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,056thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,169thMost Inclusive: 4,511thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,556thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,651stRudest Citizens: 5,712thHighest Food Quality: 5,832ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,925thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,001stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,615thMost Cultured: 7,033rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,528thMost Efficient Economies: 7,729thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,902ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,522ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,895thSmartest Citizens: 10,039thMost Developed: 10,884thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,545thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,513thLargest Governments: 16,696thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,343rdLongest Average Lifespans: 18,838thNicest Citizens: 19,214thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,639thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,781stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,206thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,635thHighest Economic Output: 21,999thLowest Crime Rates: 23,358thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,738thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25,963rdMost Advanced Public Education: 26,674th
Most Influential: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 76th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 80th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 152nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 162nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 174th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 178th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 178th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 187th in the regionRudest Citizens: 188th in the regionLargest Black Market: 194th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 210th in the regionMost Cultured: 216th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 218th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 222nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 224th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 236th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 307th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 320th in the regionMost Developed: 344th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 380th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 391st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 412th in the regionLargest Governments: 465th in the regionMost Stationary: 527th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 575th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 579th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 622nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 624th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 659th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 660th in the regionNicest Citizens: 684th in the regionLargest Populations: 704th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 723rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 729th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 761st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 775th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 810th in the regionMost Patriotic: 828th in the regionNudest: 896th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 914th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,003rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Andinla was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Andinla was endorsed by The People's Republic of Noutoshi.
  • : Andinla was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Andinla was endorsed by The Used to Be of Emodea.
  • : Andinla changed its national motto to "Bees?".
  • : Following new legislation in Andinla, funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at.
  • : Following new legislation in Andinla, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns.
  • : Following new legislation in Andinla, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • : Following new legislation in Andinla, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Andinla, the atmosphere in Andinalanian boardrooms is turning more gay.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 286 » Tsunamy, Kringalia, Amerion, The Solar System Scope, Mapico, Bawkie, Land Without Shrimp, West Pastafaria, Farengeto, Volaworand, Curlyhoward, Sthalrim, Drystar, Fasire, Kiasu-ism, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, USNE2018, The Worst army of, Noveos, Xandev, Darakin, Zaelith, Shefino, PenguinPies, Maeiland, Isokenzar, Grianal, Theorin, Wehraboos, Oreo States, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Sedunn, Auphelia, Laamiva, Abarri, Corgitopiaa, North Kanuckistan, Nowa Europa, Rebel-topia, Obscure Sorrows, Jehenna, Bumblegaria, Dignic Freuraternia, Blaash, Walloonia, Sandaoguo, Nova Montron, Bear Connors Paradiso, City States Nation, Myness, and 236 others.Ralphburg, Drugged Monkeys, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Aschenburg, Midand, Hanguk-Nippon, Concrete Slab, Unielvan Millorvium, Rectionk, Blondiesland, The Two Jerseys, Sanden, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tioloman, South Caleblan, Linden Oak, Yellunstryer, Southern Numenor, Privatore, The naked people, Itani, Calistan, South Western Korea, Ancient Slobovia, Madhonia, Ullan, Los Lonley Boys, Eastern Nyan, Operahouse, Doraya, Dankstergrad, Noire Denholm, Moreana, Seyja, United Great Holy Empire, Centristvill, Indolos, The United Common, Aoz, Western Fardelshufflestein, Aidenfieeld, Ebonhand, Tepertopia, Proctethia, Phanama, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Antarctic Empires, Canmore, Transtemporal Shifts, South Blossom, Bod Wareenaland, Myhomecountry, Beepee, Holota, Treir, A leftover country, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Truskawkoland, Dirkistan, Banglazstrogaria, Unojo, Pencil Sharpeners 2, NIGHTRAY, Westenhald, Anatasha, Arvan Irawer, Lioniel, Noimosini, Bohenia, Oxyliteral, United States of Belvaria, Kiani, Ragabania, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, Freedoom, Danily, Myndia, Linguiniland, New Sanet, Wallanda, Drew Durrnil, Saciu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Evaburn, Yaravia, Steviland, Uvalor, Rad Asia, Andrendia, Eflad, Ambirich, Immund, Cereskia 2, The Haughtherlands, Arscanesia, Malmsia, New Qafedemar, Ostavaria, A Place Somewhere, Achemar, Kanatian Percocet, Stephastan, Drvonia, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Makinius, Erstavik, Aurcania, Willing Mind, Ever Testing, Bharathvarsha, The New Dacians, Blancemon, Sozlanden, Pamela And Hepatitis, The republic of Konsa, Venezia Pacifica, Ipugao, Imperium Sempiternum, Great Lothian, Saohoa, New Mistland, Berusturg, Mavenu, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, RestartAll, Tvania, Uunited Islands, Shintoese, New American Dictatorship, Albeville, Eddonia, Menesynchro, SIFB FEDERATION, Karimata, Havenfell, Flaksis, Gonteris, Great Marsinia, Gatalian, Kantamaria, Novarian Republic, Novalunosis, Cucutenium, Ambitchous, Omalayia, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, The Island of Sorna, Skaladoria, Land of Mari, Nori Natto, Little Friendship, Southern Plumastang, Depressed Nation, Photoplier, North Lunch, GERMAN EMPIER, Akimera, The Stolen Lands, Saint Roberts, Sautu, Kepler-B, Greater Planestic, Sharafi, Kricivk, Sebaticus, A Bombed-Out Crater, Bavaristan, Martiland, Karatengisa, Stella-Arga, Figlandia, Gymnostan, Bonobiana, Gracca, Nomayuki, ARIAPOLIS01, Brazilian impero2, Shoinkwishima, MLSWOOD, South Pernambuco, Tyflugian, Kremony, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Goom Bay, Esterwood, Zanforadon, Nill Vill, Leimarite Empire, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Greneria, Lauramerica, New Crownea, Biwaki, Groblinus, Gennaretia, Shadeth, LadyRebels, Evinea, Taigama, Lile Ulie Islands, Nouvel Empire, Rhetiaa, No moking, South Pacifican Kilendjj, New Stenda, Numano, East Papas Fritas, Googachi, Farelonia, Driodal, Dakalian, Sapoe, Zanco, Kurdislavic Algharbistan, MaPetiteFille, Sasha Banks, TescoPepsi, Altnavia, Los Rodeos, The Republic of Everleigh, Ugranda, Luli Safari, Zamkadishi, Dirnenzeber, Superlols, Blot, Ardenswije, Viotekia, BEEstreetz, Stoinia, Ostela-Aswines, Theoussia, and Noutoshi.