The Empire of Andinla is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 572 million Andins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aries. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andinalanian economy, worth 72.5 trillion Zakyias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,808 Zakyias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Andinalanian. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andinla's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Andinla is ranked 176,228^th in the world and 6,577^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.67 Obesity Rate.