by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 359thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,439thMost Influential: 2,088th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Watch over each other, and yes, watch each other
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population572 million



The Empire of Andinla is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 572 million Andins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aries. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andinalanian economy, worth 72.5 trillion Zakyias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,808 Zakyias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Andinalanian. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andinla's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Andinla is ranked 176,228th in the world and 6,577th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.67 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 359thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,439thTop
Most Influential: 2,088thLargest Retail Industry: 8,742ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,174thTop
Most Inclusive: 10,429thHealthiest Citizens: 13,095thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,113thMost Developed: 13,382ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,779thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,041stMost Efficient Economies: 15,176thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,289thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,414thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,617thMost Cultured: 16,090thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,318thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,366thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,533rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,592ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,837thLargest Governments: 20,280th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 54th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 233rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 273rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 280th in the regionMost Inclusive: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 363rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 387th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 415th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 420th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 437th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 444th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 445th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 447th in the regionMost Cultured: 471st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 506th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 532nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 568th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 573rd in the regionLargest Governments: 586th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 590th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 646th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 681st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Andinla, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Andinalanian.
  • : Andinla was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Andinla was endorsed by The Kingdom of Nejopia.
  • : Andinla voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Andinla, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.
  • : Following new legislation in Andinla, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
  • : Following new legislation in Andinla, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Andinla was endorsed by The Dominion of Palayain.
  • : Andinla was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Laurus Altat.
  • : Andinla was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Shangyuen.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 312 » Anserisa, Erinor, Madreia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Barabarom, Aumeltopia, Tsunamy, Kringalia, Amerion, The Solar System Scope, Mapico, Bawkie, Land Without Shrimp, West Pastafaria, Farengeto, United Echo, Volaworand, Marinho Islands, Curlyhoward, Sthalrim, New Briantown, Drystar, Omiri, The Filippinas, Fasire, Kiasu-ism, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, USNE2018, Imperial Duck, Weburya, The Worst army of, Noveos, Wardoeka, Xandev, The United Expanse, Darakin, German Hapsburg, Zaelith, Shefino, Crystal Creation, Stoniamera, PenguinPies, Maeiland, Isokenzar, Escevola, The West Valley Mountains, Grianal, Starsight, Silberne Wache, United Crumburrtha Federation, and 262 others.Sau Man Frescher, Kandorith, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Theorin, Wehraboos, Direwolf1, Baltenlands, Empa Aserium, Nankyoku Tairiku, Saciu, Aritzoska, Oreo States, New Ancapland, Cuuldere, Great Andora, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Alaninia, Sedunn, Gonrati, Nouvel-Indre, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Holy Free, Auphelia, Laamiva, Roleca, North Catimestistrianes, Qvait, Abarri, The Radanivans, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Corgitopiaa, North Kanuckistan, ChickenDome, Nowa Europa, Jennaterra, Well F, West Fallows, Armanod, Official State of Landland, Aurcania, Tsvetania, Rebel-topia, Gardenia Azul, Slovania New Land, The Drakan Republic, Sumalyo, Obscure Sorrows, Jehenna, Tridem, Manniskoslaktet, Nova Kobol, Bumblegaria, Bubyland, Dignic Freuraternia, Blaash, Walloonia, Quh, Oncarra, Eastern Liberal Lidership, Great Terra and its Dominions, United States of Vietnam, Lan Zel Islands, Avalonica, Djalia, Trepsit, Courletnia, Sandaoguo, St Oaks, Kompir, Nova Montron, Bear Connors Paradiso, Xarbraden, Yeldarbsland, City States Nation, Myness, Ralphburg, Drugged Monkeys, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Kedjens, Kholdan, Aschenburg, Eddonia, Avia Lavanda, Midand, Hanguk-Nippon, Concrete Slab, Walagya, Solianz, Tazaman, Unielvan Millorvium, Arkalon, Phoenixesia, Page 53, Efferalt, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Rectionk, Blondiesland, Casa Boynus, Swighat Stania, Grimsby town, Vardanfel, The Two Jerseys, Sanden, Free United Republic, Legion Of The Moon, The Hare Jordans, The 3rdGodKing, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tioloman, South Caleblan, Aguatania, The Gungan Republic, Ityme, Poopisiya, Sernamica, Salguod, Linden Oak, Yellunstryer, Dragon spirit, Thousand Milos, Southern Numenor, Privatore, Pamela And Hepatitis, Zosnor, Vega Naothia, Romulians People, Terran Draconia, Markla, Luddinlande, Enplatia, Meistonia, Dis7Nation, Drazilazi, Velarin, Maerist, Nothanksbutseriously, New Heir, Nijion, Leonartland, Lyrava, The naked people, East Genuthelva, White Bananistan, Idiono, Gliasco, Itani, New Iridescence, Kucaland, EDeztol, Islastal, East Lodge, Eareamland, Calistan, Seliyan progressive Islands, Peoples Republic of Columbus, Mantas Meow, Whimichy, South Western Korea, Ancient Slobovia, Madhonia, Mincestia, Republik Hintonia, Perunian Republic, Yas qween, Glen Cooley, Nimphadale, Radna Pasa, Storalia, Malkotistan, Ullan, Nueva Alta California, Dovive, Los Lonley Boys, Gran Caracas, Catillos, B H A R A T, Porcamadonia, Vos Dothrak, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Eastern Nyan, Schmidtjones, Distrotika, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Alfama, Operahouse, Maneell Medina, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Sagada, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Sword of Summer, Calbronach, A little place for u and me, Ucilia, Lincolns Virginia, Ameerricaa, Hjortheim, Hypersensible Crybabies, New Mectonia, Asdiaopia, Erfton, Doraya, Dankstergrad, Imperium of Avalon, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Great Aeldari, Si-topia, Noire Denholm, Iym Winterless, Moreana, Seyja, Uncastania, Utondara, United Great Holy Empire, Novaculand, Centristvill, Of South America, Yavemaya, Tsaritsia, New Xenesia, FreeFishers, Xerze, Aresten, Indolos, Namhines, Trinennie, The United Nation of Britannia, Blahblah2017, Monstrous Island, Pmta, Raelsa, Farelonia, Coadjuthen, Jazzfrezia, Caramia, Westlantis, Gecetesse, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Haugbui Repose, Sophiana, Wehiraeth, The Tecorogan Federation, Les Slokovia, Dromun Concordate, Esfalsa, New February, The United Common, Aoz, North Delaware, Western Fardelshufflestein, Evexis, Vecratu, Aidenfieeld, Terreno Travato, Ebonhand, Not Austria, Merevane, Philippinia, Tepertopia, Shangyuen, Laurus Altat, Palayain, and Nejopia.

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