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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,290thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,640thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,923rd
The United Sovereign States of
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Together Against Anti-Celloism! Cын к Родине!
General Secretary-Partisan D'Cello - W
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Anestesia

Population2.23 billion

CapitalCellograd District
LeaderGeneral Secretary-Partisan D'Cello - W
FaithChellowism

CurrencyW-Stupor
AnimalAnestesian Coma Bear

The United Sovereign States of Anestesia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary-Partisan D'Cello - W with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.23 billion Anestesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cellograd District. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Anestesian economy, worth 267 trillion W-Stupors a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 119,943 W-Stupors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anestesia's national animal is the Anestesian Coma Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chellowism.

Anestesia is ranked 212,353rd in the world and 270th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -7.48 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,290thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,640thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,923rdMost Influential: 7,410thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,162ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,800thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,198thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 14,454thLargest Black Market: 15,997thMost Cultured: 18,358thLargest Governments: 18,932ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,668thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,067thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,257thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,349thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,374thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,446thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,952ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,801stMost Beautiful Environments: 21,872ndMost Secular: 22,177thMost Developed: 22,463rdHighest Average Incomes: 23,474th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anestesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Anestesia, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Anestesia, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
  • : Following new legislation in Anestesia, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.
  • : Following new legislation in Anestesia, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Anestesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Anestesia, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Anestesia, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from General Secretary-Partisan D'Cello - W's rear echelons.
  • : Following new legislation in Anestesia, Anestesians seem to be catching more chills.
  • : Following new legislation in Anestesia, immigrants who don't like the taste of Anestesian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.

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