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Largest Retail Industry: 1,754thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,980thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,646th
The Slime Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
I'm the slime queenpin!
Angelica Green
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Angelica Green

Population5.329 billion

CapitalGlendale
LeaderAngelica Green
FaithSelf-Sufficiency

CurrencyDollar
AnimalGhoulie

The Slime Empire of Angelica Green is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Angelica Green with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.329 billion Daybreakers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glendale. The average income tax rate is 80.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Daybreaker economy, worth 695 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 130,580 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The new classical revitalization of Glendale is expected to be completed sometime in the next century, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, the government is buying children's books by the thousands, and the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Angelica Green's national animal is the Ghoulie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Self-Sufficiency.

Angelica Green is ranked 2,791st in the world and 2nd in Daybreak for Most Avoided, scoring 325.18 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,754thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,980thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,646thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,791stMost Devout: 3,275thLargest Black Market: 3,988thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,173rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,450thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,527thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,608thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,074thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,271stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,500thFattest Citizens: 10,273rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,062ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 14,872ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,501stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,113thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,832ndMost Efficient Economies: 21,471stHighest Average Incomes: 21,875thLargest Governments: 24,077thMost Armed: 25,340thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,650th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Angelica Green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Angelica Green, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
  • : Following new legislation in Angelica Green, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
  • : Following new legislation in Angelica Green, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Angelica Green, the new classical revitalization of Glendale is expected to be completed sometime in the next century.
  • : Following new legislation in Angelica Green, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Angelica Green, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Daybreaker mussels the biggest in Daybreak.
  • : Following new legislation in Angelica Green, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Angelica Green, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Daybreak.
  • : Following new legislation in Angelica Green, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.

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