Population | 4.166 billion |
Capital | Sertu |
Leader | Mohamed Fahlan |
Faith | Angrunian Catholicism |
Currency | Derons |
Animal | Falcon |
The Federation of Angrunia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mohamed Fahlan with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.166 billion Ahrunians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sertu. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Angrunian economy, worth 632 trillion Derons a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,919 Derons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, Sertu's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angrunia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Angrunian Catholicism.
Angrunia is ranked 19,684th in the world and 3rd in Warzone Asia for Smartest Citizens, with 63.18 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Angrunia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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Angrunia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
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Angrunia, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
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Angrunia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
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Angrunia, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
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Angrunia, Sertu's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
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Angrunia, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
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Angrunia, the Angrunian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely.
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Angrunia, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
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Angrunia, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.