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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 649thLargest Insurance Industry: 692ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 753rd
The Guy who made jeff elite of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Be Caffeinated and Anxious, Always
Influence
Eminence Grise
Appearance and Geographic Analysis Officer
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Anxiety Cafe

Population23.517 billion

CapitalCapital City
LeaderLeader
FaithNational Religion

CurrencyCurrency
AnimalNational Animal

The Guy who made jeff elite of Anxiety Cafe is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.517 billion Demonym are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Demonym economy, worth a remarkable 6,287 trillion Currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 267,343 Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

'dead men tell no tales' is a valid legal defense, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Anxiety Cafe's national animal is the National Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is National Religion.

Anxiety Cafe is ranked 131,119th in the world and 2nd in Sol Aeternalis for Most Stationary, with 250.4265411158 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 649thLargest Insurance Industry: 692ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 753rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 884thFattest Citizens: 975thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,029thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,230thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,436thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,628thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,644thMost Avoided: 1,689thHighest Economic Output: 2,209thMost Armed: 2,617thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,078thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,268thLargest Mining Sector: 4,150thHighest Average Incomes: 4,251stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,314thLargest Retail Industry: 5,791stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,289thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,334thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,469thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,921stLargest Black Market: 7,696thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,728thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,984thLargest Populations: 10,490thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,947thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,047thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,389thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,256thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,547thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,028thMost Efficient Economies: 20,322ndMost Patriotic: 25,181stSmartest Citizens: 25,751stHighest Crime Rates: 29,254th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the region

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