The April Joy of Apabeossie is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lanidele Eilan with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.207 billion Apabeoss hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apacie. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Apab economy, worth a remarkable 1,442 trillion Leas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 232,432 Leas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Apabeossie's pristine beaches, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime is totally unknown. Apabeossie's national animal is the Kingfisher, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Apabeossie is ranked 243,500^th in the world and 1,191^st in Europe for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -26.72 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.