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Appendia

Population2.299 billion

CapitalLlanfairpwllgwyngyll
LeaderKing Friend Benjamin Turkey-Quail

CurrencyFriendship
AnimalTurkey-Quail

The Really Awful Under-Matrix of Appendia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Friend Benjamin Turkey-Quail with a fair hand, and notable for its lack of airports, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 2.299 billion Human Friends love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llanfairpwllgwyngyll. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Human Friend economy, worth 87.0 trillion Friendships a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 37,835 Friendships, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, dining out often involves Turkey-Quails on the plate no matter what you order, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and people make a career out of medical voyeurism. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Appendia's national animal is the Turkey-Quail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Appendia is ranked 6,007th in the world and 113th in Forest for Best Weather, with 282 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Influential: 2,940thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,489thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,036thMost Armed: 5,722ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,850thBest Weather: 6,007thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,901stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,455thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,465thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,937thMost Cultured: 15,054thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,861stMost Inclusive: 22,301stLargest Black Market: 23,277th
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Most Primitive: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Appendia, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Following new legislation in Appendia, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Appendia, dining out often involves Turkey-Quails on the plate no matter what you order.
  • : Following new legislation in Appendia, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Appendia, the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production.
  • : Appendia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Appendia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in Appendia, minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander.
  • : Following new legislation in Appendia, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Appendia, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.

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