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Aquilonia-Caithness

Population37.974 billion

CapitalAquilonia-Caithness City
LeaderLeader
Faitha major religion

Currencyflayed chinchilla skin
Animalphoenix

The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 37.974 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. Income tax is unheard of.

The thriving Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth a remarkable 3,080 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Gambling and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,134 flayed chinchilla skins, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

A positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, and exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 226,685th in the world and 3rd in Katasia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -60 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Stationary: 30thLargest Gambling Industry: 60thLargest Populations: 210thHealthiest Citizens: 243rdLongest Average Lifespans: 332ndMost Secular: 536thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 635thRudest Citizens: 851stLowest Crime Rates: 1,224thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,544thNudest: 1,887thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,167thLargest Black Market: 4,235thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,325thMost Influential: 5,998thMost Cultured: 7,558thBest Weather: 7,753rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,985thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,352ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,230thSmartest Citizens: 10,914thTop
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Most Armed: 11,399thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,909thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,601stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,408th

National Happenings

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  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Aquilonia-Caithness was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Most Armed.

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