Aragom with Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Population | 9.865 billion |
Capital | Colestipol Bay |
Leader | Not At All Aragorn |
Currency | Charmin Ultra Strong |
Animal | Road Apple |
The Kingdom of Aragom with Irritable Bowel Syndrome is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Not At All Aragorn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.865 billion Aragom with Irritable Bowel Syndromeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colestipol Bay. The average income tax rate is 7.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Aragom with Irritable Bowel Syndromean economy, worth a remarkable 2,771 trillion Charmin Ultra Strongs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 280,903 Charmin Ultra Strongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, every workday begins with group therapy, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, and a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aragom with Irritable Bowel Syndrome's national animal is the Road Apple, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Aragom with Irritable Bowel Syndrome is ranked 18,748th in the world and 2nd in The Unicorn The Island and the Wardrobe for Most Stationary, with 1,663.78415739968 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aragom with Irritable Bowel Syndrome was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Irritable Bowel Syndrome, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Irritable Bowel Syndrome, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Irritable Bowel Syndrome, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Irritable Bowel Syndrome, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Irritable Bowel Syndrome, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Irritable Bowel Syndrome, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Irritable Bowel Syndrome, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones.
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Irritable Bowel Syndrome, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
- : Following new legislation in Aragom with Irritable Bowel Syndrome, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines.