The Armed Republic of Archonina is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Szok Olin with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.816 billion Archonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Govoldeim. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Archoninan economy, worth a remarkable 2,907 trillion Talons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 210,419 Talons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Archonina has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, Archoninan husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Archonina's national animal is the Mountain Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Evangelicalism.

Archonina is ranked 8,801^st in the world and 197^th in the West Pacific for Best Weather, with 232 Meters Of Sunlight.