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Ardchoille

Population34.446 billion

CapitalArdrigh
LeaderDicey Reilly
FaithFelinitous Wicca

Currencybrass razoo
Animaldomestic cat

The Free Toy With Every Meal of Ardchoille is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dicey Reilly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 34.446 billion Ardchoilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardrigh. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The enormous but inefficient Ardchoillean economy, worth a remarkable 2,502 trillion brass razoos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 72,637 brass razoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, skateparks can be found in every city, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardchoille's national animal is the domestic cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Felinitous Wicca.

Ardchoille is ranked 207,527th in the world and 4th in Zhaucauozian Friendship for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -32.09 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Populations: 993rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,467thMost Pacifist: 1,971stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,995thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,042ndTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,204thSafest: 2,265thBest Weather: 2,283rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,091stLargest Governments: 3,637thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,741stMost Cultured: 3,831stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,889thHealthiest Citizens: 4,037thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,545thMost Influential: 4,548thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,877thNicest Citizens: 5,097thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,209thHighest Economic Output: 5,420thSmartest Citizens: 5,488thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,508thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,559thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,154thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,480thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,470thTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,847thMost Stationary: 18,946thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,058thNudest: 20,440th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Ardchoille changed the regional password in Zhaucauozian Friendship.
  • : Ardchoille lodged a message on the Zhaucauozian Friendship Regional Message Board.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Ardchoille changed the regional password in Zhaucauozian Friendship.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Ardchoille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Average Tax Rates, and Most Pacifist and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.

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