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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,585thMost Influential: 2,023rdSafest: 4,755th
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Ardelenia

Population1.163 billion

CapitalBrastovia
LeaderVlad the Impaler
FaithMuism Orthodox

CurrencyPula Ron
AnimalStrigoi Bear

The Kingdom of Ardelenia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vlad the Impaler with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and parental licensing program. The devout population of 1.163 billion Ardelenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brastovia. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ardelean economy, worth 154 trillion Pula Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,155 Pula Rons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Ardelean Liberator", the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardelenia's national animal is the Strigoi Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Muism Orthodox.

Ardelenia is ranked 241,938th in the world and 996th in 10000 Islands for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 17.93 Whatever.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,585thMost Influential: 2,023rdTop
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Safest: 4,755thLowest Crime Rates: 5,469thMost Devout: 5,514thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,091stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,619thMost Developed: 8,083rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,774thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,010thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,147thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,004thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,092ndSmartest Citizens: 10,168thHealthiest Citizens: 10,312thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,375thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,917thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,204thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,690thLargest Governments: 12,228thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 12,571stMost Cultured: 12,582ndMost Inclusive: 12,660thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,370thBest Weather: 17,425thHighest Average Incomes: 18,713thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,204thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,553rdMost Efficient Economies: 22,830thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,975thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,419thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,454th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionMost Devout: 64th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionSafest: 92nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ardelenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardelenia, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardelenia, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardelenia, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Ardelean Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Ardelenia, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Ardelenia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Following new legislation in Ardelenia, tabloids coo over Vlad the Impaler's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardelenia, books are so highly regarded in Ardelenia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardelenia, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ardelenia, funny-looking kids are stood at the front of the classroom for everybody to point and laugh at.

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