Population | 36.469 billion |
Capital | The Sanctuary of Bloodstained Doom |
Leader | The Drunken Steel Czar |
Faith | Futile prayers for release |
Currency | oppression dollar |
Animal | celestial horned owl |
The Thearchic Lunar Wasteland of Argent Mesa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Drunken Steel Czar with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.469 billion Argent Mesonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Law & Order and Environment are also considered important, while Healthcare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sanctuary of Bloodstained Doom. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The enormous but underdeveloped Argent Mesonic economy, worth a remarkable 3,232 trillion oppression dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,634 oppression dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', and the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Argent Mesa's national animal is the celestial horned owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Futile prayers for release.
Argent Mesa is ranked 947th in the world and 27th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 173.06 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Argent Mesa's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Argent Mesa was refounded in Balder.
- : Argent Mesa ceased to exist in The Moon.
- : Following new legislation in Argent Mesa, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
- : Following new legislation in Argent Mesa, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
- : Following new legislation in Argent Mesa, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.
- : Following new legislation in Argent Mesa, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
- : Following new legislation in Argent Mesa, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
- : Following new legislation in Argent Mesa, Argent Mesa has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies.
- : Following new legislation in Argent Mesa, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.